Dave Barry Quotes

You Could Be Charles Manson, Or Hitler, Or Even A Lawyer Who Advertises On Television, And Your Dog Will Still Think You're The Greatest Thing Ever. This Tells You Something Very Important About Dogs: They Are Not Very Bright.

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