Jon Stewart Quotes

You Can Have All The Muskets You Want! You Can Even Have Assault Muskets! ... Their (the NRA's) Paranoid Fear Of A Possible Dystopic Future Prevents Us From Addressing Our Actual Dystopic Present. We Can't Even Begin To Address 30,000 Gun Deaths That Are Actually, In Reality, Happening In This Country Every Year Because A Few Of Us Must Remain Vigilant Against The Rise Of An Imaginary Hitler.

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