Charles Bukowski Quotes

You Are Thirty Minutes Late."
"Yes."
"Would You Be Thirty Minutes Late To A Wedding Or A Funeral?"
"No."
"Why Not, Pray Tell?"
"Well, If The Funeral Was Mine I'd Have To Be On Time. If The Wedding Was Mine It Would Be My Funeral.

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