Joseph Heller Quotes

Yossarian Decided To Change The Subject. "Now You're Changing The Subject." He Pointed Out Diplomatically. "I'll Bet I Can Name Two Things To Be Miserable About For Every One You Can Name To Be Thankful For.

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