A.C. Kemp Quotes

Words Cannot Express My Disappointment That I Must Pass On The Invitation To Once Again Witness Your Gelatinous Buttocks Swaying As You Try To Climb A Greased Pole Naked In Search Of Athletic Glory. Sadly, The Last Occasion On Which I Witnessed This Event Had A Deleterious Effect On My Psyche For Which I Am Still Seeking The Attention Of A Therapist.
A.C. Kemp As Lady Arabella Snark

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