William T. Vollmann Quotes

Women Are Sewers Just Like We Are, The Once Pure Boys Recognize With A Start; It's Raw Sewage That Produces Fertilization; Once You Understand That You Can Be Fond Of Yourself And Members Of The Opposite Sex, But You Can Never Quite See Them Again As Ice Cream Bars. I, The Author, Don't Really Mind This, For I Love All Girls And Love To Hug And Kiss Them And Cheer Them Up When They Cry, And Have Them Perform All The Same Services For Me; And A Woman's Saliva Is Certainly A Miracle, Think Of All Those Enzymes And Germs; And If I Took And Wrote The Chemicals Down On A Sheet Of Paper, All COOOHs And Sighs, It Would Look Pretty, Just Like A Face All Pretty, Like The Dear Round Moon-face Of Her Who Loves You Or The Creamy-freckled Skin And Blue Eyes And Heavenly Hair Of That Irish Beauty Back In College, So Don't Think I'm Complaining.

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