Michael J. Jackson Quotes

Why Not Just Tell People I'm An Alien From Mars. Tell Them I Eat Live Chickens And Do A Voodoo Dance At Midnight. They'll Believe Anything You Say, Because You're A Reporter. But If I, Michael Jackson, Were To Say, 'I'm An Alien From Mars And I Eat Live Chickens And Do A Voodoo Dance At Midnight', People Would Say, 'Oh, Man, That Michael Jackson Is Nuts. He's Cracked Up. You Can't Believe A Damn Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth.

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