Dan Phillips Quotes

Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So You Just Dispatch A Toilet With A Hammer, And Then You Have Lumpy Tiles.

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

Dan Phillips Quotes: Where Do You Get Lumpy Tiles? Well, Of Course, You Don't. But I Get A Lot Of Toilets, And So

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