Jenny Lawson Quotes
When Other Girls Had Tea Parties On The Playground, I Brought Out My Secondhand Ouija Board And Attempted To Raise The Dead. While My Classmates Gave Book Reports On The Wind In The Willows Or Charlotte's Web, I Did Mine On Tattered, Paperback Copies Of Stephen King Novels That I'd Borrowed From My Grandmother. Instead Of Sweet Valley High, I Read Books About Zombies And Vampires. Eventually, My Third Grade Teacher Called My Mother In To Discuss Her Growing Concerns Over My Behavior, And My Mom Nodded Blithely, But Failed To See What The Problem Was. When Mrs. Johnson Handed Her My Recent Book Report On Pet Sematary,, My Mom Wrinkled Her Forehead With Concern And Disapproval. "Oh, I See,"she Said Disappointingly, As She Turned To Me. "You Spelled 'cemetery' Wrong." Then I Explained That Stephen King Had Spelled It That Way On Purpose, And She Nodded, Saying, "Ah. Well, Good Enough For Me.
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