Stewart Lee Quotes

When I Was Fourteen, I Had A Massive Poster On My Wall Of A Giant Pop-art Mouth Advertising A Swiss Exhibition Of Abstract Art. My Friends And Family Mocked My Pretention, But I Loved That Poster And The Hope It Offered Of An Exciting World Of Thought Beyond The Boundaries Of Stifling Solihull. But One Day The Poster Fell Off The Wall And The Dog Pissed All Over It, Ruining It For Ever, While My Mother Laughed. That Poster Is What The Alternative Comedy Dream Meant To Me - The Possibility Of A Better World. And Now It Is Covered In Dog's Piss.

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