Brian McFadden Quotes

When I Was At School I Got Lines For Dropping A Big Squelchy, Loud Fart. My Teacher, Who Was A Priest, Made Me Write 'I Must Not Fart In Class' 100 Times. I Left That School Shortly Afterwards.

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