Jen Lancaster Quotes

When I Hug Her, I Notice She's Still Wearing Yesterday's False Eyelashes.
Mom? You Know Those Come Off With A Little Makeup Remover And A Cotton Pad?"
I'm Not Taking Them Off."
Why Not?"
I Spent $180 On That Makeup Job And I Refuse To Wash My Face Until I Get My Money's Worth.

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