Dennis Liggio Quotes
When I Entered The Kitchen, The Lid Of The Cookie Jar Flew Off And A Cookie Flung Itself At Me. Luckily I Caught The Cookie In My Hand And Seconds Later Discovered That Ghost-propelled Chocolate Chip Cookies Were Still Delicious. I Wondered If We Could Find A Way To Implement And Market Ghost-propelled Cookie Jars. The Convenience Factor Was Off The Charts. Want A Cookie? "Ghost, Cookie Me!" A Cookie Would Fly Towards You, Dripping With Malice, And You Could Pluck It From The Air To Feed Your Face.
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