Mark Twain Quotes

When I Came To Myself Again, I Said - 'When I Get So That I Can Do That, I'll Be Able To Raise The Dead, And Then I Won't Have To Pilot A Steamboat To Make A Living. I Want To Retire From This Business. I Want A Slush-bucket And A Brush; I'm Only Fit For A Roustabout. I Haven't Got Brains Enough To Be A Pilot; And If I Had I Wouldn't Have Strength Enough To Carry Them Around, Unless I Went On Crutches.' 'Now Drop That! When I Say I'll Learn {footnote ['Teach' Is Not In The River Vocabulary.]} A Man The River, I Mean It. And You Can Depend On It, I'll Learn Him Or Kill Him.

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