John Green Quotes

When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A Georgia Gas Station Is Not The Same Size As A Large T-shirt At, Say, Old Navy. The Gas Station Shirt Is Gigantic-more Garbage Bag Than Shirt. It Is Smaller Than The Graduation Robes, But Not By Much. But This Problem Pales In Comparison To The Other Problem, Which Is That Both T-shirts Are Embossed With Huge Confederate Flags. Printed Over The Flag Are The Words HERITAGE NOT HATE.
"Oh No You Didn't," Radar Says When I Show Him Why We're Laughing. "Ben Starling, You Better Not Have Bought Your Token Black Friend A Racist Shirt."
"I Just Grabbed The First Shirts I Saw, Bro."
"Don't Bro Me Right Now," Radar Says, But He's Shaking His Head And Laughing. I Hand Him His Shirt And He Wiggles Into It While Driving With His Knees. "I Hope I Get Pulled Over," He Says. "I'd Like To See How The Cop Responds To A Black Man Wearing A Confederate T-shirt Over A Black Dress.

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

John Green Quotes: When Ben Unfurls The T-shirts, There Are Two Small Problems. First, It Turns Out That A Large T-shirt In A

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