Kristen Ashley Quotes

When A Girl Gets Laid, She Tells Her Best Friend. When A Girl Finds A Lump, She Tells Her Best Friend. When A Girl Finds A Kickass Shade Of Nail Polish, She Tells Her Best Friend. And, I Might Add, When A Girl Gets Kidnapped, She Tells Her Best Friend!

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