John Frazee Quotes

When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands With The Buttered Side Facing Down. I Propose To Strap Buttered Toast To The Back Of A Cat; The Two Will Hover, Spinning, Inches Above The Ground. With A Giant Buttered-cat Array, A High-speed Monorail Could Easily Link New York With Chicago

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