Charles Bukowski Quotes
What'll I Do?" I Asked My Woman. "You Just Shit In The Bushes." It Was A More Crowded Camp, One Of Those Roadside Machinations, Tourists Abounding, So I Had To Put On My Clothing. I Wasn't Entirely Sober. I Walked Along And Looked At The Bushes. I Selected Some. I Got Out Of My Bluejeans, Hung Them On A Bush But Before I Could Squat The Beershit Began; Waterfalls Began Rolling Down My Legs - Wetwash Of Stinking Beer Mildewed With Improperly Chewed And Improperly Digested Food. I Grabbed At A Bush And Squatted, Pissed On My Feet, And Eliminated A Few Very Soft Turds. My Pants Fell Off The Bush And Onto The Ground. I Leaped Up, Worried About My Wallet. And, Of Course, It Had Fallen Out Of My Pants. I Staggered About The Brush Looking For It And Managed To Step Right Into My Excretia, Me Who Had Stolen The Land From The Indians.
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