Nick Hornby Quotes

What You Don't Ever Catch A Glimpse Of On Your Wedding Day - Because How Could You? - Is That Some Days You Will Hate Your Spouse, That You Will Look At Him And Regret Ever Changing A Word With Him, Let Alone A Ring And Bodily Fluids. And Nor Do You Think About Your Husband Waking Up In The Morning Being Someone You Don't Recognize. If Anyone Thought About Any Of These Things, Then No One Would Ever Get Married. In Fact, The Impulse To Marry Would Come From The Same Place As The Same Impulse To Drink A Bottle Of Bleach, And Those Are The Kind Of Impulses We Try To Ignore Rather Than Celebrate.
So We Can't Afford To Think Of These Things Because Getting Married - Or Finding A Partner Whom We Will Want To Spend Our Lives With And Have Children By - Is On Our Agenda. It's Something We Know We Will Do One Day, And If You Take That Away From Us Then We Are Left With Promotions And Work And The Possibility Of A Winning Lottery Ticket, And It's Not Enough.

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