W.C. Fields Quotes

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

W.C. Fields Quotes: What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You

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