Patricia Gaffney Quotes

What The Hell Is This Stuff?" He Muttered, Frowning At The Oily Spot On The Linen Cloth. "Pearlman Slathered It On Me This Morning."
"It's Macassar Oil. Gentlemen Use It To Keep Their Hair Neat. Nicholas Used It," She Added Pointedly.
"Well, Tomorrow He's Giving It Up. I Smell Like A Rotten Apple."
"You Do Not. And I Think It Looks Rather Nice."
He Sent Her An Incredulous Look. "I Look Like An Otter. And Everything I Put My Head Against Gets Greasy."
"That's Why Someone Invented The Antimacassar," She Told Him, Almost Smiling.
"The-aha!" He Laughed As He Made The Connection. "Of Course. First They Invent Something Stupid, Then Something Ugly To Make Up For It. We Live In A Wondrous Age, Annie.

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