Christine Bell Quotes

What It Looks Like Is That You're Having Sex With One Of My Oldest Friends In The Linen Closet Of Our Reception Hall. Unless, Of Course, She's Lost Something In Her Vagina And You Were Gallant Enough To Try And Fish It Out For Her. With Your Penis. If That's The Case, I Suggest Using A Larger Lure.

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