Kevin Hearne Quotes

What Are You So Pleased About?"
"I Only Drink A Little At A Time, Like Half A Cup Ever Four Or Five Months, To Maintain My Current Age. Half A Cup Has A Mild Laxative Effect."
"What Kind Of Effect?"
"Laxative. It Means It Loosens The Bowels."
"Half A Cup Has ... But You Just Had Me Drink A Whole Pot!"
"That's Why I Brought You The Shovel ...

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