Terry Pratchett Quotes

What About The Vimes Manual, Then?" Snapped Vimes. "I Notice You've Never Bothered To Learn How To Use Me!" The Demon Hesitated.
"Humans Come With A Manual?" It Said.
"It'd Be A Damn Good Idea!" Said Vimes.
"True," Murmured Angua.
"It Could Say Things Like 'Chapter One: Bingeley Bingeley Beep And Other Damn Fool Things To Spring On People At Six In The Morning," Said Vimes, His Eyes Wild. "And 'Troubleshooting: My Owner Keeps Trying To Drop Me In The Privy, What Am I Doing Wrong?

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