N.M. Silber Quotes

Well, First Of All, Hello, I'm Lance Jennings And I'm An Actor," He Explained To The Judge, Sounding Like He Was Doing A Public Service Announcement. "I Was Hired To Do Promotional Work For The Bucket O' Chicken Restaurant. I Was Not Informed That I Might Be Verbally Abused And Attacked In The Street!"

"Objection. Nonresponsive," Braden Interrupted.

"Get To The Point, Mr. Jennings!" Judge Channing Admonished.

"I Was Simply Playing My Role Out On The Sidewalk When A Cretin With Dreadlocks Began Calling Me A Murderer. Like I Killed The Damned Chickens Myself! I Don't Even Like Chicken!"

"He Called You A 'murderer'. Did He Threaten You In Any Way?" I Asked With A Glimmer Of Hope. Maybe I Could At Least Build A Record To Support A Defense For Trial.

"Yes! He Asked Me How I Would Like It If Someone Lopped Off My Leg And Served It With Gravy! I Was In Fear For My Life!" There Went The Glimmer. The Chicken Was A Ham.

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