Sloane Crosley Quotes

Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much Required Devotion And Aqua Net For Imposters Like Me. I Tried To Make Eye Contact With Francine, To Give Her A Knowing Good-bye Smile Like A Ghost Of A Loved One In A Movie. It Was No Usue, I Decided To Cut My Final Pink Wire. There Would Be No More Yearly "happy Birthdays" And Certainly No More Bonding With The Girl In The Duct Tape Dress. That Ship Had Sailed.

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

Sloane Crosley Quotes: Weddings Are Friendship Deal Breakers If The Friendship Is Weak. There Are Too Many Favors, Too Many Tasks, Too Much

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