J.D. Salinger Quotes

We're Freaks, The Two Of Us, Franny And I. I'm A Twenty-five-year-old Freak And She's A Twenty-one-year-old Freak, And Both Those Bastards Are Responsible. I Swear To You, I Could Murder Them Both Without Batting An Eyelash. The Great Teachers. The Great Emancipators. My God. I Can't Even Sit Down To Lunch With A Man Any More And Hold Up My End Of A Decent Conversation. I Either Get So Bored Or So Goddamn Preachy That If The Son Of A Bitch Had Any Sense, He'd Break His Chair Over My Head

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