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We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady Besieged By Hysteria (also Known As Sexual Frustration) Which Could Only Be Relieved By A Paroxysm (also Known As An Orgasm) The Doctor Brought On With Either His Hand Or My Vibrator. (At First Quinn Didn't Believe Me When I Told Him That This Actually Happened In History, And That Vibrators Were, In Fact, Invented By Doctors Whose Hands Were Cramping Up From Flicking Sexually Frustrated Victorian Beans All Day Long, But I Swear To God It's True. Just Another One Of Those Fun Facts Stored Up In My Brain.)

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

Melanie Harlow Quotes: We Had Another Game Where He Was The Doctor Making A House Call And I Was The Proper Victorian Lady

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