Jenny Lawson Quotes
We Began The Process Of Learning How Incredibly Difficult It Is To Live With Someone Who Is Totally Anal And Slightly OCD (ahem ... Victor). And Someone Who Is Perpetually Accidentally Hot-gluing Herself To The Carpet, And Who Is Sort Of Mentally Unstable, But In An "At-least-I-still-remember-how-pants-work" Kind Of Way (cough ... That'd Be Me). Victor Remarked That Comparing Myself With The Sometimes Naked Hermit Next Door Wasn't Exactly A Strong Mental-wellness Benchmark, Especially Since I Often Ended Up Pantsless Myself. I Raised My Eyebrow At His Seemingly Seductive Remark Until I Realized He Was Referring To The Time He Found Me Half Naked Because I'd Just Hot-glued My Jeans To The Carpet.
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