Eddie Harris Quotes

Vagisil. Any One Of Them Will Give You Another Two To Three Inches Drop On Your Curve Ball. Of Course If The Umps Are Watching Me Real Close I'll Rub A Little Jalapeno Up My Nose, Get It Runnin', And If I Need To Load The Ball Up I Just ... (wipes His Nose)

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