Terry Pratchett Quotes

Untruthful?" Said Ridcully. "Me? I'm As Honest As The Day Is Long! Yes, What Is It This Time?" Ponder Had Tugged At His Robe And Now He Whispered Something In His Ear. Ridcully Cleared His Throat. "I Am Reminded That This Is In Fact The Shortest Day Of The Year," He Said. "However, This Does Not Undermine The Point That I Just Made, Although I Thank My Colleague For His Invaluable Support And Constant Readiness To Correct Minor If Not Downright Trivial Errors. I Am A Remarkably Truthful Man, Sir. Things Said At University Council Meetings Don't Count.

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