Diana Peterfreund Quotes

Unicorns Are Man-eating Monsters. They Don't Have Wings, They Aren't Lavender Or Sparkly, And You Could Never Catch One To Ride Without Its Goring You Through The Sternum. And Even If It Somehow Managed To Miss Your Major Arteries-and It Never Misses-you'd Still Die From The Deadly Poison In Its Horn.

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