Terry Pratchett Quotes
Two Uniformed Trolls Were Standing In Front Of Sergeant Colon's High Desk, With A Slightly Smaller Troll Between Them. This Troll Was Wearing A Slightly Downcast Expression. It Was Also Wearing A Tutu And Had A Small Pair Of Gauzed Wings Glued To Its Back.
" - Happen To Know That Trolls Don't Have Any Tradition Of A Tooth Fairy," Colon Was Saying. "Especially Not One Called' - He Looked Down - "Clinkerbell. So How About We Just Call It Breaking And Entering Without A Thieves' Guild License?"
"Is Racial Prejudice, Not Letting Trolls Have A Tooth Fairy," Clinkerbell Muttered.
One Of The Troll Guards Upended A Sack On The Desk. Various Items Of Silverwear Cascaded Over The Paperwork.
"And This Is What You Found Under Their Pillows, Was It?" Said Colon.
"Bless Dere Little Hearts," Said Clinkerbell.
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