Tim Collins Quotes

Today I Asked Chloe To Be My Girlfriend,and She Agreed. I Sank My Teeth Into Her Neck And Drank From Her Jugular In The Library At Lunchtime. She's Agreed To Join Me As A Vampire And She's Moving In Next Week.
April Fool!

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