Julie Schumacher Quotes

To The Matter At Hand: Though English Has Traditionally Been A Largish Department, You Will Find There Are Very Few Viable Candidates Capable Of Assuming The Mantle Of DGS. In Fact, If I Were A Betting Man, I'd Wager That Only 10 Percent Of The English Instruction List Will Answer Your Call For Nominations. Why? First, Because More Than A Third Of Our Faculty Now Consists Of Temporary (adjunct) Instructors Who Creep Into The Building Under Cover Of Darkness To Teach Their Graveyard Shifts Of Freshman Comp; They Are Not Eligible To Vote Or To Serve. Second, Because The Remaining Two-thirds Of The Faculty, Bearing The Scars Of Disenfranchisement And Long-term Abuse, Are Busy Tending To Personal Grudges Like Scraps Of Carrion On Which They Gnaw In The Gloom Of Their Offices. Long Story Short: Your Options Aren't Pretty.

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