Andrew Smith Quotes

To Me, Hearing That Those Girls Gave My Brother Eric A Blow Job Sounded Very Nice.
History Shows That All Boys Consider Blow Job To Be A Nice-sounding Set Of Words.
I Thought A Blow Job Was Putting Your Face In Front Of An Air Conditioner, Which Is Something All Nine-year-old Boys Love To Do, Even Though Eric Did Not Look Like He Had Been Cooled Off Very Much.

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