Francois Rabelais Quotes

This Year There Will Be An Eclipse Of The Moon On The Fourth Day Of August.9 Saturn Will Be Retrograde; Venus, Direct; Mercury, Variable. And A Mass Of Other Planets Will Not Proceed As They Used To.10 As A Result, Crabs This Year Will Walk Sideways, Rope-makers Work Backwards, Stools End Up On Benches, And Pillows Be Found At The Foot Of The Bed;11 Many Men's Bollocks Will Hang Down For Lack Of A Game-bag;12 The Belly Will Go In Front And The Bum Be The First To Sit Down; Nobody Will Find The Bean In Their Twelfth Night Cake; Not One Ace Will Turn Up In A Flush; The Dice Will Never Do What You Want, However Much You May Flatter Them;13 And The Beasts Will Talk In Sundry Places.

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