Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes
This Was How I Would Die. Strangled By An Attractive, Seminaked Woman Inside A Fridge With A Giant Tarantula In The Middle Of A Sea Of Carnivorous Jam. As I Blacked Out, All I Could Think Of Was A Fortune Teller I'd Spoken To A Few Years Ago, And How Full Of Shit She'd Turned Out To Be.
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