Dave Attell Quotes

This One Guy, The Worse Guy In The Music. The Yanni Man. You Know Yanni? First Of All, Anyone Who Looks Like A Magician And Doesn't Do Magic, I Don't Like. I Don't Even Like Magic, I Hate It. But I Love The Word, "Ta-da"! I Love That Word! I Don't Get To Say It, Right? I Never Do Any Magic. You Just Cant Go Around Walking, "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" The Only Time I Can Say It Is When I Do Something Really Stupid Or Surprising. Like If I Go Out All Night Drinking And Hitting Strip Clubs And I Come Home And I Still Got Some Money ... "Ta
da!" I Thought I Was Broke. Why Does My Jaw Hurt?

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