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They Always Say The Miss America Pageant Isn't A Beauty Contest, It's Really A Scholarship Program. If That's The Case, Why Don't We Just Put All The Contestants On Jeopardy! And Pick Miss America That Way? At Least You Get The Smartest One.

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