John Green Quotes

These Are All Direct Quotes, Except Every Time They Use A Curse Word, I'm Going To Use The Name Of A Famous American Poet:
'You Walt Whitman-ing, Edna St. Vincent Millay! Go Emily Dickinson Your Mom!'
'Thanks For The Advice, You Pathetic Piece Of E.E. Cummings, But I Think I'm Gonna Pass.'
'You Robert Frost-ing Nikki Giovanni! Get A Life, Nerd. You're A Virgin.'
'Hey Bro, You Need To Go Outside And Get Some Fresh Air Into You. Or A Girlfriend.'
I Need To Get A Girlfriend Into Me? I Think That Shows A Fundamental Lack Of Comprehension About How Babies Are Made.

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