Woody Allen Quotes

There's An Old Joke - Um ... Two Elderly Women Are At A Catskill Mountain Resort, And One Of 'em Says, "Boy, The Food At This Place Is Really Terrible." The Other One Says, "Yeah, I Know; And Such Small Portions." Well, That's Essentially How I Feel About Life - Full Of Loneliness, And Misery, And Suffering, And Unhappiness, And It's All Over Much Too Quickly.

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