Joel Derfner Quotes

There Are Two Differences Between An Orgy And A Sex Club. First, At A Sex Club It's Considered Bad Form To Introduce Yourself To Someone Before You Start Putting Parts Of His Body In Your Mouth. At An Orgy You Are Allowed To Offer Your Name As Long As You Do So With An Obvious Sense Of Irony.

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