Sarah Tregay Quotes

There Are Three Ways To Say, I Love You, Man.

The First One Is An Announcement, Said At Full Volume And Often Accompanied By A Swear Word. It's Sort Of Thank You, Sort Of You're Cool, With A Little And Damn, You Make Me Look Good Thrown In. This Is How Kellen Said It.

The Second One Is A Diss, Said With Four And A Half Tons Of Sarcasm And Most Likely A Reference To The Father, Son, Or Holy Ghost. There's No Sort Of About It. It Means I Hate You Right Now.

The Third One Comes Wrapped In Caution Tape. It Is Said Quietly And On Its Own, Without Any Adjectives. There's No 'sort Of' To This One, Either, Because You Mean It.

Like I Did.

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