Artemis Olsen Quotes

There Are Only Two Reasons That Minions Don't Kill You As Soon As You Are Discovered. The First Is That The 'boss' Wants To Do You Himself, And The Second Is That He Wants To Gloat Before He Has His Minions Do It For Him. Responsible Evil Bosses Don't Do Either Of These Things; If Ever I Found Myself In The Position Of Villainous Boss, I Was Going To Have Standing Orders To Dispatch Anyone Poking Around And Then Send Me A Report. A Quarterly Report. Why Bother Me With The Minutiae Of Day To Day Minioning? I Was Busy Planning My Siege On The Fortress Of Solitude. I May Have Spent Some Time Thinking About This.

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