John Scalzi Quotes

Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times A Night, And You Can't Go Up A Flight A Stairs Without Being Little Winded
And Your're Told You're In Pretty Good Shape For Your Age.
[ ... ], In A Decade You'll Be Eighty-five, And The Only Difference Between You And A Raisin Will Be That While You're Both Wrinkled And Without A Prostate, The Raisin Never Had A Prostate To Begin With.

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

John Scalzi Quotes: Then You're Seventy-five, Friends Are Dead, And You've Replaced At Least One Major Organ: You Have To Pee Four Times

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