David Sedaris Quotes

The Word Phobic Has Its Place When Properly Used, But Lately It's Been Declawed By The Pompous Insistence That Most Animosity Is Based Upon Fear Rather Than Loathing ... I Hate Computers. My Hatred Is Entrenched, And I Nourish It Daily. I'm Comfortable With It, And No Community Outreach Program Will Change My Mind.

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