Christopher Moore Quotes
The Woman Raised Her Voice. "I Said, What Are You Doing?"
Tommy Kept Typing And Looked Up. "Pardon Me, I Was Ignoring You. What Did You Say?"
"What Are You Doing?" She Repeated.
"It's A Note. Let Me Read It For You. 'Couldn't Anyone Else See That They Were All Slaves Of Satan? I Had To Cleanse The World Of Their Evil. I Am The Hand Of God. Why Else Would Security Have Let Me Into The Building With An Assault Rifle In My Suitcase? I Am A Divine Instrument.' " Tommy Paused And Looked Up. "That's All I Have So Far, But I'll Guess I End It With An Apology To My Mom. What Do You Think?"
She Smiled As If Hiding Gas Pains And Handed Him An Envelope.
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