Cassandra Danz Quotes

The Way To Get A Deciduous Hedge For Free Is To Ask A Neighbor To Let You Take Divisions From His Shrubs. You Can Take Ten Or Twenty Sucker-like Shoots With Their Roots Attached Before He Will Notice And Start To Feel Like A Sucker Himself. Thank Him Profusely And Suggest That You'd Love To Have Him And The Wife Over To Dinner Sometime, But Don't Give A Specific Date. Perhaps In The Winter, You Might Suggest, When There's Not So Much Work To Do In The Yard.
... In About Three To Five Years The Little Suckers Will Grow Into An Informal Hedge Whose Height Will Depend On The Type Of Shrub You Have Selected. I Know Three To Five Years Is A Long Time When You're Middle-aged And Older. But What Do You Want? You've Just Glommed Several Hundred Dollars' Worth Of Shrubs For Free, For Heaven's Sake. In Three To Five Years Your Neighbor Will Have Forgotten About That Dinner, Also.

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