Bill Hicks Quotes

The Waitress Comes Over To Me Like, 'What'chu Readin' For?' I Had Never Been Asked That. Not 'What Am I Reading?' But 'What Am I Reading For?' Goddammit, You Stumped Me. Hmm, Why Do I Read? I Suppose I Read For A Lot Of Reasons, One Of The Main Ones Being So I Don't End Up Being A ... Waffle Waitress.

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